Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Outlaw

Let me introduce myself; my name is Amanda Lee, and I am the sheriff of a little place called Chateau Stevens. I have one posse member, Roberto, but as he has a 2nd job out of town to support the wife and kids, he is rarely around for the day hours. As such I stay pretty busy, and run into all sorts of characters and circumstances. Let me tell you about one of them…

There was a new comer in town by the name of Mr. Morgan. On this particular day he’d been makin’ a big stink up-town and I (being the sheriff) had to take care of it (unfortunately those kind of things don't just take care of themselves). When I got back to the town center I was encountered with this:

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The perp? A Mr. Mason who’d been known to cause problems before: staying up all night, breaking noise ordinances, and harming innocent tomato babies to say the least. This time he had a new side kick with him he called “Duck”. This was a HUGE crime scene. I was seething mad! It was going to take me FOREVER to clean up and restore order to the town now.

He was booked immediately into the jail on multiple charges: battery and assault on a Ms. Birthday Cake, handling/misuse of dangerous cutlery, desecration of the town center, and throwing desecrated pieces at the sheriff!!!.

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I let his accomplice “Duck” go with only a warning as he seemed to have been forced along. Needless to say Mr. Mason will be behind bars for a very, very long time…

*Will post about birthday at a later date.

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8 comments:

  1. RobApril 19, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    don't these children have a father?

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  2. LoniApril 19, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Ha! I love this. What a little stinker...:)

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  3. TarynApril 19, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    He is a smart, smart boy!

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  4. momApril 19, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    This is grandma and grandpa Day; how much bail do we need to post to bust Mr. Mason out of that jail?

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  5. monkeystevensApril 19, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    hahahaha! Well depends on who you ask; you know what Rob wants...and for me to get him out you have to put up with him for a night or two when I come to visit some time next week :)

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  6. Nick and LydApril 19, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    HAHAHA That is so cute!! See, I wish I could come up with clever stories! I loved this! And Mason is the cutest!!!!!

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  7. LindsayApril 20, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    that is too funny! :)

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  8. Juli and BrettMay 14, 2011 at 4:55 AM

    I love this Amanda! So clever! I hope Mason has made it out of jail now. :)

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