Let me introduce myself; my name is Amanda Lee, and I am the sheriff of a little place called Chateau Stevens. I have one posse member, Roberto, but as he has a 2nd job out of town to support the wife and kids, he is rarely around for the day hours. As such I stay pretty busy, and run into all sorts of characters and circumstances. Let me tell you about one of them…
There was a new comer in town by the name of Mr. Morgan. On this particular day he’d been makin’ a big stink up-town and I (being the sheriff) had to take care of it (unfortunately those kind of things don't just take care of themselves). When I got back to the town center I was encountered with this:
The perp? A Mr. Mason who’d been known to cause problems before: staying up all night, breaking noise ordinances, and harming innocent tomato babies to say the least. This time he had a new side kick with him he called “Duck”. This was a HUGE crime scene. I was seething mad! It was going to take me FOREVER to clean up and restore order to the town now.
He was booked immediately into the jail on multiple charges: battery and assault on a Ms. Birthday Cake, handling/misuse of dangerous cutlery, desecration of the town center, and throwing desecrated pieces at the sheriff!!!.
I let his accomplice “Duck” go with only a warning as he seemed to have been forced along. Needless to say Mr. Mason will be behind bars for a very, very long time…
*Will post about birthday at a later date.